The [boring] life of a SAHM

Okay so I've definetly had a bad case of baby brain today. Three times...

1.) I text Josh to ask him how long I need to cook hardboiled eggs. He replied "you don't need to, they're already cooked!!" So I replied "They are? Oh okay" and then he called me and had to explain I don't need to COOK hardboiled eggs because they're already cooked. I SHOULD have said "How long do I need to hardboil the eggs for?" or something like that.

2.) We had bacon cheeseburgers for dinner. I got my bun and put cheese on it and then the bacon and realized I wanted the cheese on top of the bacon so I moved the cheese and then I realized I couldn't find my hamburger patty. I started thinking "what on earth did i do with it?!" I started looking all around my plate and even on the floor thinking maybe I dropped it on the floor, but nothing. I looked underneath my cheese and under the buns and then realized I hadn't even got my hamburger patty yet!

3.) Well there was a third one but I forgot it! I'll put it here if I can ever remember it!