The [boring] life of a SAHM

I had a weird dream last night.
I dreamt that I went to one of my dr appointments and the dr wanted to take the baby.
I was 32 weeks.
I thought she was crazy but hey she's the doc so I did what she said and came in the next morning for my csection.
It took forever for her to get there but the nurses prepped me for my csection (not doing anything right! I know b/c I remember from DS) and so I was wheeled to the surgery area and was told to climb up on the table. Well for some reason there was water all over the floor so I slipped and fell and couldn't get back up! They had to help me up and stick me on the table-all the while Josh is freaking out!
Well she got there and said something about an IV and stuck a tube in my mouth that was blowing air out...I took it out and said I was never given an IV. So She sticks a large needle through the skin on my wrist, like she was piercing it, removed the needle and stuck something in that. Weird. Then she brings me a big piece of chocolate cake, a dr pepper and some gum and told me to eat it all because I hadn't gained enough weight. After that I was given my epidural (through the IV in my hand!! Not my back!) and it didn't do anything. My dr told me she would pinch me with tweezers and if I felt it to tell her. Well I definetly felt it!! I had had enough!!! I asked the doctor "do you know how far along I am??" She replied "32 weeks 4 days" So I asked her why she was taking the baby so early and if she had even heard about the new study out that shows its unsafe to take babies before 39 weeks. She hadn't and then got mad and told me to stop playing doctor. Well obviously I had enough and was not going to go through with this at all so I left!

I have some really strange dreams when I am pregnant, especially when it comes to dreams about childbirth and being pregnant.